Putin Throws a Parade - The Friday AM Quickie 9/30/22

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Ukraine Warns of 'Very High' Nuclear Threat While Russia Opens Draft Offices at Border Crossings

There's a lot of competition for headline space, but big things are happening with Russia's war in Ukraine today and the consequences will be global. Apsiring Tsar Vladimir Putin will give a pomp-filled speech today at a Kremlin ceremony formally -- and, let's be clear, illegally -- annexing the occupied Ukrainian territories of Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia. Russia's puppet governors will sign away Ukrainian territory following a bogus "referendum" held at gunpoint, with no legitimacy in Ukraine or internationally, which produced unbelievable results showing up to 99 percent in favor of joining Russia. United Nations Secretary-General Antonio Guterres yesterday called Russia's annexation of Ukrainian land a "dangerous escalation" with "no legal value" that "further jeopardize[s] the prospects for peace."

Also today, the UN Security Council will hold an emergency meeting at Russia's request to discuss the apparent sabotage of the Nordstream pipelines. Russia blames the U.S., without evidence -- although further accusations should be expected today. NATO yeterday affirmed its conclusion that the pipelines were sabotaged -- without naming any suspects -- and promised a "a united and determined response" to any attacks on member countries' infrastructure. The U.S. has not blamed Russia, but other countries, notably Poland, have (though, again, without real evidence). Sweden's Coast Guard discovered a fourth leak in the pipelines the other day, possibly rendering them "unusable forever." The only good pipeline is an unusable pipeline, if you ask me, but there's nothing to celebrate about this sabotage: the broken pipelines are spewing tons of greenhouse gases. What's more, experts are increasingly worried that the way the war might escalate at this stage, following Russia's draft, is by Putin making good on his threat to use nuclear weapons. Ukrainian officials yesterday declared the likelihood of a nuclear attack by Russia "very high." Let's hope they're wrong, because if this war goes nuclear, it's hard to see how we avoid a world war.

In related developments, the U.S. Senate yesterday passed a bill to provide another multi-billion military aid package for Ukraine (and avert a government shutdown). Meanwhile, the Pentagon is establishing a new command based at the U.S. Army base in Wiesbaden, Germany, dedicated to supporting Ukraine, which is another sign that America expects a prolonged conflict. Finally, federal prosecutors yesterday charged a U.S. Army Major and their spouse, a Johns Hopkins doctor, with conspiracy after they allegedly supplied military medical records to an undercover FBI agent posing as a Russian spy. Allegedly their stated motive was "patriotism toward Russia," which is a dubious thing to express at a time when thousands of Russian citizens subject to Putin's classified draft order are trying to escape the country to avoid fighting in an unjust war of conquest.

Florida Death Toll Expected to Rise in Storm's Wake

The scope of the damage left by Hurricane Ian in Florida started to become clear yesterday as the latest climate disaster moved on to South Carolina. Thousands of people in Florida were trapped by flooding and in need of rescue. Thousands more were evacuated from nursing homes and hospitals. Across the state, 2.7 million utility customers, or 1 in 4 overall, lost power. Twelve people were reported dead as of yesterday afternoon but that number was set to rise dramatically as rescuers dug through the rubble in hard-hit Fort Myers; President Joe Biden warned to expect "substantial loss of life." A section of causeway connecting the mainland to Sanibel Island was wiped out. The New York Times reports that fewer than one in five homes in counties that issued evacuation orders were covered by the National Flood Insurance Program, so a lot of people whose homes were damaged or destroyed are going to be S.O.L.

Lula Lead Over Bolsonaro Grows Ahead of Brazil Election

The first round of voting in Brazil's presidential election takes place Sunday. Incumbent fascist Jair Bolsonaro faces leftist former President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (and nine other candidates with only marginal support). As the Associated Press and Al Jazeera report, polls show Lula with such a sizable lead that he could possibly win in the first round, eliminating the need for a runoff election. Bolsonaro, meanwhile, is taking a page from Donald Trump and casting doubt on the electoral process without any evidence. There are fears he may attempt a coup d'etat with the help of his increasingly violent supporters, who, as Der Spiegel reports, rushed to arm themselves after Bolsonaro loosened up the gun laws. The leader of a union of electoral workers says any attempted coup is unlikely to succeed, but is concerned enough to have called for a ban on carrying guns on election day.


  • New York Attorney General Seeks to Expedite Trump Trial Letitia James' office in a court filing said it wants to put the Trumps on trial for fraud "before the end of 2023." via the Daily Beast.
  • Trump Judge Overrules Special Master in Stolen Documents Case Trump appointee Judge Aileen Cannon continues to deliver for her boss. via the Washington Post.
  • Biden Scales Back Student Debt Forgiveness, Fearing Industry Lawsuits Six Republican-led states also sued the administration over the policy yesterday. via Politico and the AP.
  • California Cops Shoot, Kill Teenage Kidnapping Victim The San Bernardino County Sheriff claims 15-year-old Savannah Graziano shot at deputies, but state authorities are investigating a possible police shooting of an unarmed civilian. via the Los Angeles Times.
  • CIA Negligence Exposed Iranian Informants to Arrest, Torture Intelligence assets who expected some level of protection from the U.S., including travel visas, instead found themselves used and abandoned. via Reuters.
  • Ginni Thomas Interviews with House Jan. 6 Committee The Supreme Court Justice's wife, who was involved in the "fake electors" element of Donald Trump's coup plot and also in touch with Capitol riot organizers, doubled down on the lie that the 2020 election was stolen. via the Associated Press and CNN.



That's how many environmental activists and Indigenous land defenders were killed in Mexico last year, according to Global Witness, more than in any other country. Worldwide, 200 such activists were killed in 2021.


9/30: It's Casual Friday! Sam speaks with David Dayen, executive editor at The American Prospect, to break down the week in news. Then, Sam and Emma are joined by Francesca Fiorentini, host of The Bitchuation Room podcast!


Jordan Peterson Becomes InceI King During Weepy Piers Morgan Interview

This is performative, right? Or is he just as thin-skinned as he seems?

Debunking Charlie Kirk's Idiotic Claim Italy's Prime Minister Can't Be Fascist

What a bootlicker, cripes.


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-- A senior vice president and managing director at the Washington, D.C. lobbying firm Wexler Walker, writing in a June 2017 email to Donald Trump's Acting Homeland Security Secretary, Chad Wolf, who was sharing the news of his government promotion to former lobbyist colleagues. Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, which obtained and published the email, calls it "one of the clearest examples of the dangers of the revolving door" that proves "just how swampy the Trump administration was."

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