Kristi Noe-More at DHS – The Friday AM Quickie 3/6/26
Donald Trump says Tucker Carlson, who criticized the war on Iran, "has lost his way" and is "not MAGA." Carlson responds: "I'll always love him no matter what he says about me." Spineless loser behavior! I'm out, Whitney's back Monday. - Corey

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THE BIG NEWS
'ICE Barbie' Kristi Noem Fired; Trump Picks MMA Buffoon to Take Over Homeland Security
Notorious puppy killer Kristi Noem's tenure leading the Department of Homeland Security was a disaster for America. She preened and gloated in front of torture victims deported to El Salvador by the Trump regime; oversaw the deadly invasion of American cities by federal forces and the expansion of a concentration camp network; slandered peaceful protesters as domestic terrorists; and fostered corruption throughout her department with her deputy and lover, Corey Lewandowski. Needless to say, none of this benefited America's security.
But for her boss, Donald Trump, the final straw may have been her poor performance in televised Congressional hearings, according to NBC News. "I wasn't thrilled with" her defense of a $220 million anti-immigration ad campaign, Trump says. "I spent less money than that to become president. I didn't know about it." But the New York Post's sources claim it was the Lewandowski affair that sealed Noem's fate. Whatever.
As news broke of Noem's firing by Trump, she was giving a speech to a law enforcement convention in Nashville, Tennessee. "Good riddance," said Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey. Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz echoed that sentiment, writing that "Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it's good she's gone. But this doesn't change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota."
Congressional Democratic leaders tell the Washington Post that Noem's ouster isn't enough to end the four-week standoff over Homeland Security funding. But Trump's pick to replace Noem, former mixed martial arts fighter-turned-Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin, is likely to be confirmed without incident, because he's popular with Senate colleagues. Never mind that he cashed in a cool million or more with dubious federal pandemic loans. And never mind his qualifications, or lack thereof. In this regime, loyalty to Trump is the only qualification that matters. And performing well on TV, of course.
MORE STORIES TO WATCH
War on Iran: Israel Bombs Lebanon as Conflict Spreads Beyond the Gulf
- America, Not Israel, Likely Bombed Iranian Girls' School, Military Investigators Believe "When the first bomb hit the school, one of the teachers and the principal moved a group of students to the prayer hall to protect them," a Red Crescent medic says. "The principal called the parents and told them to come and pick up their children. But the second bomb hit that area as well. Only a small number of those who had taken shelter survived." via Reuters, the New York Times, and Middle East Eye.
- House Republicans Defeat Resolution to End Trump's Illegal War Only two Republicans voted for the war powers resolution, while four Democrats defected; they were Reps. Henry Cuellar of Texas, Jared Golden of Maine, Greg Landsman of Ohio and Juan Vargas of California. via the Associated Press.
- Asked If Americans Should Worry About Iranian Retaliation, Trump Says, 'I Guess' Meanwhile, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi says his country is ready for a US ground invasion, predicting it "would be a big disaster for them." via People, Politico, Al Jazeera, and NBC News.
- Protester Whose Arm Was Broken By GOP Senator and Capitol Police Is a Green Party Candidate Marine Corps veteran Brian McGinnis, who yelled "no one wants to fight for Israel" before Montana Republican Sen. Tim Sheehy snapped his arm, is running for Senate in North Carolina. via the New York Times, the Guardian, and Politico.
DOJ Releases More Epstein Files on Trump Accuser, But 37 Pages Still Missing
The Justice Department yesterday released 16 of 53 pages previously withheld from its files on the late elite sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, claiming that the pages had been "incorrectly coded as duplicative." The newly released pages include FBI interview summaries with a woman who accused Donald Trump of raping her when she was 13 years old, after she was introduced to him through Epstein. Per Politico, the alleged victim claims in the interviews that she received threatening phone calls after the incident with Trump – which should ring a bell for anyone who followed the Stormy Daniels saga. The allegation is uncorroborated but independent investigators of the Epstein case say it should be taken seriously. It's not clear what's contained in the files that are still being withheld.
QUICKEST QUICKIES
- Cutting Deal With Trump Regime, Venezuelan Government Offers Protection to Foreign Mining Companies Meanwhile, the State Department announced the resumption of diplomatic relations with the socialist South American government, two months after US forces abducted President Nicolás Maduro. via the Associated Press and the New York Times.
- Miami Republican Student Youth Chat Was a 'Nazi Heaven' Filled With Racist Slurs and Violent Fantasies "Clearly the Trump administration doesn't have any problem with these extremist views, so we shouldn't be surprised that young Republicans would be trading in this stuff," Heidi Beirich, co-founder of the Global Project Against Hate and Extremism, says. "It's being sanctioned by the highest office, it's not disqualifying anymore in the GOP." via the Miami Herald and the New York Times.
- Elections Roundup: Senate Races Open Up in Montana and Oklahoma; Scandalous Texas GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales Suspends His Campaign Meanwhile in Miami, Lev Parnas, the Ukrainian-born former Donald Trump fixer who turned against him during his first term, announced a House run as a Democrat. via the New York Times, the AP, NBC News, the Los Angeles Times, and Politico.
- Senate Democrats' Bill Would Ban Federal Elected Officials from Betting on Prediction Markets Sens. Jeff Merkley of Oregon and Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota introduced the bill yesterday; it would impose fines of up $10,000 for each violation and force violators to pay back profits from trades on betting sites like Polymarket. via CNBC and Al Jazeera.
SOME NUMBER
$1.75 trillion
That's how much Nazi-saluting oligarch Elon Musk is valuing his company SpaceX in an anticipated initial public stock offering that could come as early as this month. As the Financial Times notes, the valuation is a whopping seven times higher than SpaceX booked less than two years ago, while the company's revenues remain in the low $20 billion range, making the deal "a moonshot valuation inspired by a healthy dose of moonshine."
ON THE SHOW TODAY
3/6: Sam and Emma will be in studio; the guests will be Jeet Heer, national affairs correspondent at The Nation and host of The Time of Monsters podcast, and Ben Palmer, the comedian known online as Palmer Trolls, on to discuss the fake ICE tip line he created.
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PARTING WORDS
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-- Pokémon Company International spokesperson Sravanthi Dev, in a statement disavowing the White House's use of the company's characters in MAGA memes posted to social media. As the New York Times notes, it's the second time Pokémon officials have been forced to clarify they have nothing to do with Donald Trump's regime; the Department of Homeland Security posted a video in September that perverted the cartoon's slogan "Gotta catch 'em all."
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