Trump's Tax Guy Pleads Guilty - The Thursday AM Quickie 8/18/22

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Trump's CFO Pleads Guilty to Years of Fraud

The dominos. The dominos are falling. What will they topple? Anyone's guess. The big man? Who can say. But let's take a look at some dominos.

This morning, it's Allen Weisselberg. Not to steal Rachel Maddow's bit, but do you remember that name? We'll refresh – Weisselberg was the Chief Financial Officer of the Trump Organization, who has been accused of spearheading a 15-year tax fraud scheme on behalf of the company, and in July became the first Trump Organization employee to be criminally charged.

The news today is that late on Wednesday, CNN reported that Weisselberg was expected to plead guilty to the charges, entering a plea that could see him testify at a trial if the case moves forward against the Trump Organization as a whole. This is when things get a bit confusing: Weisselberg has agreed to testify along with his guilty plea, but has not agreed to further cooperate with New York prosecutors trying the case. What that means in shorthand is that they'll get his testimony on the stand, and he will plead guilty, but he won't "flip" per se on anyone else in the organization in exchange for a slap on the wrist.

Still, as it stands, Weisselberg is getting a pretty light sentence: CNN reports that the deal means he'll get a five-month prison sentence but likely only serve about 100 days in the slammer. Considering he faced up to 15 years, that's a pretty good deal, even if he does admit to 15 different felonies.

It also doesn't guarantee that Weisselberg will have to testify – only that if he is called in the wider criminal inquiry, that he has to. If he's not called, he won't. The Times reports that his testimony won't directly implicate Trump himself or his family, per anonymous sources. Still, it seems clear that his testimony will be a central part of any case prosecutors try to build against the Organization as a whole.

So where does this go from here? Well. We'll see how quickly they get Weisselberg on the stand, and what shakes down when he's in the hot seat.

CDC Director Blasts Agency's Pandemic Response

CDC Director Rochelle Walensky did not mince words in a striking address on Wednesday, explicitly criticizing her agency's response to the pandemic and calling its public guidance “confusing and overwhelming," which basically every American can confirm. Walensky ordered an external review of the agency back in April, and it's clear that those results found what all of us could see from the outside: the CDC had no idea what it was doing most of the time, and proved far from impervious to the partisan demands of various presidents and other officials during what should have been a time of national unity and clear mindedness. Alas!

Pence Begs Psychos to Stop Attacking FBI

Mike Pence, wager of doomed battles, part one million: the former VP is now calling on his fellow Republicans to stop attacking the FBI and other law enforcement agencies after the raid on Mar-A-Lago. Of course, he couched it all in the typical "blue lives matter" BS. “Our party stands with the men and women who stand on the thin blue line at the federal and state and local level, and these attacks on the F.B.I. must stop," Pence said. "Calls to defund the F.B.I. are just as wrong as calls to defund the police.”

Thanks for that, Mike. I'm sure everyone in the GOP will listen to you about as much as they always do.


  • Giuliani Faced Grand Jury in Atlanta on Wednesday Unsurprisingly, he didn't say what they asked him. Lindsey Graham may be next. via NYT.
  • UN Secretary General Meets With Zelensky and Erdogan in Kyiv Today Going to be interesting to see what comes of this. via Reuters.
  • Fetterman Campaign Raises $500k in Hours After Oz's Viral Veggie Moment Like stealing crudité from a baby. via NBC.
  • Cheney Considering Presidential Run in 2024 For... who? Confusing. via WaPo.


$650.5 Million

How much CVS and Walgreens were ordered to pay to two counties in a groundbreaking lawsuit in Ohio, in which a federal judge said that the two pharmacy chains bore some responsibility for the deadly opioid crisis.


8/18-Special guest host Matt Binder is joined by cultural theorist Catherine Liu to discuss her recent book Virtue Hoarders: The Case against the Professional Managerial Class.


SAD! Trump Keeps Getting Rejected By Quality Lawyers

This still hasn't stopped being funny to me.

Dr. Oz Can’t Remember How Many Houses He Owns

Dr. Oz is recorded at a campaign stop last weekend by Democratic campaign operative who asked Oz how many houses he owns. Spoiler: He legitimately has no idea.


“For 75 years, C.D.C. and public health have been preparing for Covid-19, and in our big moment, our performance did not reliably meet expectations. My goal is a new, public health, action-oriented culture at C.D.C. that emphasizes accountability, collaboration, communication and timeliness.”

CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky

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