Trump Admin Knows Almost All CECOT Deportees Innocent – the Monday AM Quickie 6/2/25

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THE BIG NEWS

Trump Admin Knows Almost All Venezuelans Sent to El Salvador Gulag Have No Criminal Record in US or Elsewhere

The vast majority of the 238 Venezuelan immigrants Trump disappeared to the supermax gulag in El Salvador have no criminal record in either the US or other countries – and the administration knows it, an investigation by multiple news agencies proved. 

Department of Homeland Security data shows that Trump and his racist confederates know that just 32 of the deportees have been convicted of crimes in the US, most of which are nonviolent offenses like traffic violations, the joint investigation by Alianza Rebelde Investiga, Cazadores de Fake News, ProPublica and The Texas Tribune found. The data also shows that 130 of the men had no criminal conviction or pending charges at all – they had only allegedly broken immigration law. The Venezuelan and US news organizations likewise analyzed court and police records from the US and the Latin American countries deportees had lived in and found almost all were innocent of any crimes there, too. Reporters found just 20 arrests or convictions, with only 11 for violent crimes. 

John Sandweg, a former acting director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, said, “for political reasons, I think the administration wants to characterize this as a grand effort that’s promoting public safety of the United States.” But “even some of the government’s own data demonstrates there is a gap between the rhetoric and the reality.”

The organizations’ exposure of the previously unreported governmental data came as the unelected lifetime appointees of the Supreme Court decided to give Trump the permission needed to revoke the provisional legal status of about 530,000 people from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela, The Washington Post reported. The high priests also allowed him to revoke temporary protections that allowed a separate group of about 350,000 people from Venezuela to live in the US. And if that wasn’t horrific enough, the State Department is opening an “Office of Remigration,” Reuters and independent journalist Marisa Kabas reported, and other outlets followed. “Remigration” is a neo-Nazi concept. 

When confronted with their lies about deportees’ criminality, Trump’s lackeys scolded ProPublica and then told more lies about how Americans want their neighbors rounded up. It’s easy to dispute that: more than half of Americans don’t approve of Trump’s immigration policies, a recent CNN poll found – a sentiment that will likely rise as his masked goon squad savages more beloved community figures in neighborhood institutions, and as they open fire with “less lethal” weapons on those who object

Elon Musk High As A Kite, Isn’t Leaving DC 

We already knew the richest man on earth was a big fan of ecstasy, cocaine, ketamine and magic mushrooms, because the WSJ reported a year ago that he liked to use those drugs for fun sometimes. But now the NYT reports that his “drug consumption went well beyond occasional use,” a long way of saying that the guy is high all the time. In fact, he takes so much ketamine “that it was affecting his bladder,” a long way of saying he gets high enough to piss himself. This extremely unsurprising revelation landed as Musk was said to be leaving the government. But as the BBC and TNR pointed out, what’s really happening is that his status as a “special government employee” has reached its 130-day time limit. Continuing in the same capacity would require a lot of financial and ethical disclosures. So to avoid that, this drug-addicted maniac with the power to wreck American social services, who has taken at least $38 billion of taxpayers’ money in the form of government contracts, loans, and other funding, is “gonna be back and forth,” as Trump put it. Sucks. Oh, also. Musk has a black eye and he blamed his kid for it.

Israeli Military Shot Starving Palestinians as They Waited for Food

Israeli tanks and drones opened fire and killed more than 30 Palestinians as they waited in line for food at a distribution site run by the shady Israel-US Gaza Humanitarian Foundation, witnesses said according to Al Jazeera and The Guardian. “My brother went to receive aid from the American distribution points in Rafah when the bullets started raining down on them,” Yarin Abu al-Naja, 44, told The Guardian. “The Israeli soldiers had started shooting at the people there. My brother went with two of his friends. One of them was critically injured in the head, the other was killed, and my brother was shot in the back.” Naja added that at the hospital, “There were no available beds due to the large number of casualties and dead arriving from the same location. The scenes were horrific – people missing limbs, hands or legs, others decapitated, or with open abdomens.” Meanwhile, Trump’s envoy told Hamas that its amendments to a US-backed ceasefire proposal were “totally unacceptable,” Reuters reported. What were they, these unacceptable demands? For Israeli troops to withdraw and for the ceasefire to be permanent.

QUICKEST QUICKIES

  • Several Injured, Burned in Colorado Attack on Group ‘Raising Awareness of Israeli Hostages’ The FBI immediately called it a “targeted terror attack,” but Boulder police said it would be “irresponsible to speculate on motive this early on.” Police said Sunday they had taken a man into custody. via The AP and NYT.
  • FBI Director Focused on Leaks to Media Instead of doing anything useful, squirrely little FBI director Kash Patel is pushing out senior leaders and using polygraph tests at a “rapid rate” to root out news leaks, even though they have nothing to do with open cases or classified information. via The AP and The NYT
  • Trump Refuses to Read Daily Brief  The incoherent dotard takes his President’s Daily Brief less than once a week, so National Intelligence Director Tulsi Gabbard is trying to figure out how to hold his interest, maybe by hiring a Fox News producer to turn the brief into an on-demand video that could “include not only graphics and pictures but also maps with animated representations of exploding bombs, similar to a video game.” via NBC News.
  • DOGE Left US Institute of Peace HQ to ‘Rats and Roaches’ A federal judge last week blocked the Trump administration from crushing the agency, and when its president and CEO reclaimed his position, he found that the building had “essentially been abandoned for many weeks,” was not “adequately protected or maintained,” and now is full of vermin. via HuffPost

SOME NUMBER

250

That’s how many life-sized statues Trump wants artists to make by June 1, 2026 so he can stick them in his planned National Garden of American Heroes in time for the nation’s 250th anniversary. The only problem is that artists need more than a year to create a sculpture fit for a national monument. There are only 69 museum-level foundries in the US, and most are booked at least six months in advance. Sure, the administration could use 3-D printing, but that would produce an object better suited for Madame Tussaud’s wax museum, artists told Politico. “It doesn’t yield the quality we’re usually looking for,” said Andrew Pharmer, who runs a large fine art foundry in Kingston, New York. “If you’re physically sculpting something you get detail down to the level of a fingerprint. There’s just nothing digital in my experience that can do that.” Anyway, here’s the list of heroes – not sure how Jonas Salk got past the anti-vax censors.

ON THE SHOW TODAY

6/2: Today’s guest is Adam Becker, on to discuss his new book, More Everything Forever, as well as his recent piece in The Guardian on how the tech barons are untethered from reality.

DON'T MISS MR CLIPS‌

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PARTING WORDS

“It’s really sad to see our children having to sleep on floors. People are sitting, waiting in hallways, waiting outside, and right now we just need people to come together. People are tired.”

-- Assembly of Manitoba Chiefs Grand Chief Kyra Wilson, speaking this weekend about the thousands of people who have been forced to flee dozens of wildfires in Canada. Indigenous leaders said this weekend that hotel rooms are full and urged the government to tell hotel owners to give evacuees priority.


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